Kiss me baby!
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
You still don't know anything...
...about the real me.
The number grows one by one,
counting the firsts for just you and me.
I'll connect them all and jump into your arms.
Oh, I love you.
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
I am the God of Sex!
Today's December 12!
It's almost Christmas Eve.
I'll risk everything for that day!
I'll make Kosuda mine!
I'll take him on with my black thong,
and the Demon condoms, of course!
I've studied different positions so I could leave him bewitched.
You have such a fast pitch,
but you've got absolutely zero control.
Chika!
Then how about this?
Your present is me.
Yet another wild pitch.
Hot Christmas Eve
What Will My First Kiss Taste Like?
Sis!
I'm home.
Welcome back.
She brought a guy home.
Hello.
And he's really cute.
Hello there.
Why the hell am I hitting on sister's man?!
There's nothing wrong with your sister, right?
She travels frequently between reality and her own world.
She's brought home another cute guy.
The one from last time was also cute.
And the one before that.
And the one before that...
How does she get more guys than me?
I mean, I'm taller and much more beautiful.
I've got somewhat bigger tits too!
Sign: Somewhat
Your sister's really pretty.
Chika?
Really?
I love her so much.
But I prefer you more!
See you later.
Bye, Chika.
You're so popular.
You're not planning to stick to one guy?
Well...
I'd like to, but I've yet to discover what true love truly is.
I must be so immature...
I'm fine with being worshipped by a bunch of cuties.
Guys who dote on me, tell me I'm cute, and spoil me.
Yeah, you are immature.
Three days till Christmas Eve.
What should I do?
I need to find a boyfriend before Christmas Eve!
Not gonna happen.
Just come over and we'll watch movies.
No! That's what losers do!
But you've been one your entire life.
I'm jealous of how carefree they are.
We'll definitely be busy, won't we?
Like shaving down there.
What are you talking about?!
It's in our Constitution that we must have sex with our boyfriends on Christmas Eve.
No it's not.
But you'll still have sex, right?
Yeah...
So, have you made plans with Kosuda yet?
He hasn't talked to me yet.
I figured.
I wonder if I can invite her out for Christmas...
Yamada...
I'm sure I can.
She might be waiting for me to do so.
Yamada, you free this Christmas?
Let's go out together!
No, with me!
Wait, with me!
Me too!
I can't even get close to her.
Sign: Library
We're finally all alone.
Hurry up, you slowpoke!
Yama-
Wait a minute.
What are you supposed to do on a date?
Not to mention it's one on Christmas!
What should I get her? What about dinner?
Will I be paying?
You suck at this.
Why are you taking so goddamned long?
Fine, I'll make my move.
Hey, Christmas's coming up.
The hotel street will surely experience an earthquake that day.
Oh, no!
Sign: Magnitude 7
Huh?
He's not getting my cues at all!
Yamada!
Are you free on Christmas Eve?
Well, I guess I'll hang out with you since you're so persistent.
Don't you dare bore me.
Yippee!
I wonder where Kosuda will take me.
He's going to take away my virginity, after all.
After a special Christmas dinner,
we'll go to a love hotel...
Wow, that's expensive.
I should've gotten myself a job.
Sis, you're so nice.
Just two more days.
Takeshita!
Umm...
I'm going out with Yamada on Christmas Eve...
So I was wondering what I should give her...
Your feelings is what will count.
You think so?
But I'd really like to ask for some advice.
And I was also wondering where I should take her...
Well...
Sign: Aside
I suppose a love hotel would be the best place...
But I can't tell him that.
All right!
I'm done with the gift.
Next is...
Hey, Takashi.
What's this?!
You're going on a date?
With Yamada, perhaps?
Nice!
I'll write up a perfect schedule for you.
Sis, have you ever even been on one?
First, watch wrestling at Korakuen Hall...
I'm asking you, have you ever been on a date?
Grilled steak for dinner to recharge yourselves...
Hey, are you listening to me?
Then confess!
"You're my challenger!"
Stop screwing with me!
Just kidding.
Then came the Holely Night.
Sign: Holy Night -> Holely Night
Okay, I'm all set!
Sis, you're gonna be late if you don't get changed now.
Here, put this on.
And this.
I can't read her handwriting at all.
Sorry for being late.
Wow...
Wow, all the guys are looking at her.
Compared to her, I'm just...
Behold, Kosuda.
Be gracious that you stumbled upon me at the bookstore that day.
I've screwed up multiple times before...
But you're mine tonight!
All right, let's go!
Hey!
Ya-Yamada!
She's extremely nervous as you can see.
That's so embarrassing!
It's all Kosuda's fault for being so slow!
Fine, I'll use that move.
The secret move that I've mastered after practice and practice.
No man could possibly stay calm after seeing it...
I suppose.
Yamada Eye!
Oops, my fork.
Crap...
You suck!
Jeez, he's just so off.
Yamada's angry.
She doesn't like your schedule at all, Sis!
What's next?
A kiss?!
Impossible...
We're totally not in the mood!
Hurry up and kiss me or something!
Oh, I know!
I'll...
Y-Yamada.
What?
Umm, this is for you.
Thanks.
May I open it?
Y-Yeah.
An ear piercing?
Yamada!
She didn't like it?
A "piercing" for a present...
Clearly, this means...
I want to penetrate you!
I understand what he's trying to say!
Awesome!
I've changed my view of you!
Let's go, Kossu!
Yamada? Where are we going?
Let's go!
T-This is...
The hotel street?!
Hey, we shouldn't...
Wait, is she hinting something?
Yamada Eye...
Searching mode.
I have absolutely no idea of what goes on in her mind.
Actually, it's very simple.
Which one is the best fit?
This place looks pretty.
The feeling of walking out after having sex is so embarrassing!
Oh, we walked past all the hotels.
I can kiss her here!
Will she get mad?
But I've already...
Just do it, Takashi!
We need to go back.
Yamada!
Yamada...
I like...
Yamada, I...
Do I like her?
Do I like Yamada?
I never thought about it because she's hot,
but she's really confusing at times.
Should I really kiss her?
Kosuda?
What should I do?
Kosuda's taking the lead...
I'm so happy!
But I'm scared at the same time.
I want to run away.
I can't.
Go for it, girl!
We'll celebrate with red rice tomorrow!
Ow!
I screwed up again...
We're kissing!
On top of that, we're French kissing!
I kissed her...
Who cares about the trivial details?!
Yamada, I'll be with you for all my life!
Yamada! Yamada! Yamada!
Kosuda, you've been enlightened!
Good job, Yamada!
You'll be hitting home next!
Huh? Yamada?
Where'd you go?
Hey!
Yamada!
What should I do?
My mind's all blank... I don't know what to do anymore.
I can't even think about the next stage!
What the hell?!
Yamada's acting like a normal girl!
Even I can't tell what'll happen now!
Show me what's next! Now!
I thought a kiss was nothing...
But what should I do?
It was so overwhelming that my mind has gone completely blank!
Get a grip of yourself!
This will determine your fate, Yamada.
My chest hurts...
I can't...
I can't look him in the eyes!
Yamada!
I can't go home like this!
Let's go to a Lovers' Park!
Screw this schedule.
I'll just follow her wherever she goes.
What do you want to do now, Yamada?
Yamada!
I'll follow you no matter where you go!
Well, I don't think I can go in there.
Excuse me.
Is it Yamada?
Yeah.
Hello? What's the matter?
Wow, good for you!
Yeah, I finally got to the kiss.
But I don't know what to do now!
You don't have to do anything.
What matters is how you both feel.
Anyway, congrats.
I bet Kosuda was happy.
Well, of course.
His first kiss was with the epitome of beauty.
I'm sure he felt more than blessed.
You're so arrogant...
My first kiss...
But now that I think about it, everyone's kissing these days.
No, wait... I'm sure they even go beyond that!
It applies to you as well, right?
Isn't Matsuo going to be-
M-Miharu?
That's right!
My grand scheme is to have 100 fuck buddies!
I don't have time to be messing around.
Great, now you're back to your usual self.
Kosuda, let's go!
Yamada?
Where are we going now?
The park?
What's this mist?
Steam? There's steam here?
Where the hell am I?!
This is the city's Lovers' Park, where couples make love at.
It's just as I've heard.
The heat even blows away the chills of winter.
I pulled a great recovery!
What's going on?
Why did Yamada bring me here?
Wow, this place is awesome.
I'll bring Takeshita here next time.
No, thanks.
All right!
Are you sure, Yamada?
If you go that far, I could turn into a beast...
Wait...
Something's not right.
Nothing can stop me after coming this far!
That's the spirit!
Sign: Instincts
Charge forth as your instincts guide you...
And penetrate his defenses!
It's hot...
My body's getting hot...
Yama-
You suck!
The sun will rise before he makes his move.
This leaves me with no choice.
Y-Yamada?
Wait, what should I do next?
Not again...
Get a grip of yourself, Yamada!
Oh, I get it.
I'm always messing it up because I'm never ready.
Got to get ready.
Y-Yamada!
Well, I accidentally got myself into a rather extreme position.
But the end justifies the means!
I wonder how she's doing.
I hope she went home without doing anything silly...
You shall be mine!
Even she wouldn't go that far...
Actually, she would!
Yamada...
Why are you looking at me like that?
You're so cute.
I'm so happy that I could die.
Would she get mad if I grope her?
Does he want to grope me?
What if he thinks they're small?
Does Kosuda prefer cow tits?
No, he'd be happy with any size because they're mine!
Why am I getting scared?!
This is what I wished for!
They're also pretty wild.
Tits!
Yamada's...
Yamada let me...
I should've put on the super double-padding bra if I knew this was going to happen!
I might need to take my bra off later!
So that wouldn't have worked!
Y-Yamada?
How do you like them?
They're round...
It's like I could clearly see them...
But they're hard.
Well, I can't really feel anything with her bra in between.
He's definitely all mine now.
Wait, how long are you going to touch them for?
Haven't you had enough yet?
No, that's...
No, never mind!
Yamada!
Kosuda...
I've never really understood what she's trying to get at up until now...
I want to fuck.
I think it's been pretty obvious.
I hope you're fine with going all the way.
That's what real sex is like?
It's beautiful!
But I'm getting scared...
I want some censoring!
Wh-Who the hell are those guys?
No! No! No!
You can't have sex here!
What? Are you retarded?
It's all the same if you close your eyes.
This could be your only chance!
I want to do her!
You can't!
Don't you care about her reputation at all?
And the year passes without the sex.
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
I close my eyes, yet the moment we touch,
I awake from my dream and my chest suddenly feels tight.
Hey, come pick me up.
Keep it a secret from your mommy.
Bathing in the moonlight,
I am the barefoot princess, you see?
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I cast a magic spell that will last forever.
I promise you.
Never again, will I let you go.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
Preview
It feels so breezy down there.
I'm so incredibly nervous...
Even if I cover it with my hands, my heart only beats faster.
Because today, I'm...
Stop teasing me, stupid wind!
Y-Yamada!
I'm going to become an adult?
It's a two-part episode with a tale of Valentine's Day.
Don't miss it!